Reading the test results on your phone
line.
Preface:

In the image above, you see that digital information from your
modem is converted to analog patterns, and transmitted over the
copper phone wire to the local phone company equipment. On the
right side of the diagram, the phone connections between Hyperconnections
and the phone company are purely digital. Digital connections
do not fluctuate in quality like analog connections do. It is
either ON or OFF with no “in between”. For this reason, ISP’s
can say with confidence that slow downs are not related to their
modem lines. If it were, the modems would not be able to connect
at all.
The speed of 56kbps requires a very clear phone line
at the home users end. Speed limitations and possible problems
are also even more visible at speeds higher than 33.6kbps (i.e.
randomly dropped connections)
Factoid: FCC regulations prevent analog modems
from reaching over 53kbps on the standard line.
Reading the results:
The results are going to be similar to reading a foreign language.
The chart below shows 2 important ranges to note.

Range A (in blue) - is the range that is most
important up through 14.4k to 33.6k connections. You will notice
that the top blue range is from 0600 to 3150. You also will notice
the blue range on the side is from 20 to 25. If the graph you
received from your test does not report similar findings or is
outside this range, you will most likely have trouble attaining
any speed greater than a 26.4K connection. If you do happen to
get a higher connection, your modem will likely spend a lot of
time "retraining" (jumping up and down between a faster
and slower speeds) during your connection. This many times leads
to a randomly dropped call (1 minute into call or 36 minutes in
to the call. Completely random.) If you are below average
in Range A, Range B will not be an issue for you because there
will most likely be no way for your phone line to fall within
Range B or ever attain 56k connections.
Range B (in green) - is the range that is most
important for 33.6k to 53k connections. You will notice that the
top green range is only 3600-3750. You also will notice the green
range on the side is 36-38 at its lowest. If the graph you received
from your test does not report similar findings or is more than
40 on the right side, you will most likely have trouble attaining
any speed greater than a 33.6K connection. If you do happen to
get a higher connection, your modem will likely spend a lot of
time "retraining" (jumping up and down between a faster
and slower speeds) during your connection. This many times leads
to a randomly dropped call (1 minute into call or 36 minutes in
to the call. Completely random.)
Test results that are similar to the graph above will usually attain
49K or 51K connections with no problem.
Why
does my graph not look like the one above (a curve), but looks
almost like a flat line or like it bounces up and down?
It sounds like you have a loading coil on your
phone line. Don't worry it is not an explosive :) Loading coils
are used to increase the high frequency response at the expense
of lower frequencies. The high frequencies look good, but everything
else (level and flatness) are all wrong. Without the loading coil,
the frequency response would drop like a rock starting at 1350
making the line useless for voice or data.
If your graph bounces up and down rather than looking more like
a straight line, you should first check your in-house
connections and then call the phone company and tell them
that your phone line needs to be tested and fixed. Let them know
that you have run an independent test, and that it looks like
a faulty loading coil is on your phone line.
Usually the phone company would put a loading coil on your line
either because you live too far away from the closest telephone
company equipment, which would render the phone line useless without
the loading coil, or they just never removed an old loading coil,
which if correctly rewired, would no longer be necessary. The
latter explanation happens more often than you might expect. Our
residential telephone infrastructure in the United States is almost
as antiquated as the electrical power grid. Why do you think they
have to "test your line" if you want DSL? And, if your
house is too far away, they cannot provide DSL to you. Get the
picture?
What can I do if my phone line is poor quality?
Scream, yell, curse, "go postal", move somewhere else?
Many people have actually done those things.
Instead though, you are better off checking to make sure that
all of your in-house connections and
phones are working correctly. Many times, this is the problem,
and the phone company would charge you to come out and fix it
for you. So check to make sure that is not the problem first.
Once, you have determined that your in-house
connections are working fine, you can call your telephone
company and ask them to test your phone line, but if they tell
you there is nothing wrong, then you are stuck. The residential
line you buy from the phone company only requires them to provide
"voice quality service". Data quality is not required.
They would be happy to sell you a much more expensive service
which would guarantee the data speeds.
You can always give them a really hard time and end up hating
them (like most people do) and I hope that helps fix the problem,
but, once again, don't hold your breath!
To check your in home wiring, go to testing the "in-house
connections".